Internet Scum

In yahoo chat these days, the chat room topics are oh sooooo inconsequential. Talking about one's love for shoes or accessories in a fashion room for e.g., (provided you actually found people to chat with) is nearly impossible as literally dozens of bots consistently and constantly interrupt any real conversation with dozens of screen lines advertising xxx for skank/ slut web camera services and websites. Worse still, these bots bombard with near continuous private messages in an attempt to entice you to even more porn websites and adult cameras on that bot's profile page.  In addition, no sooner than when you try to start adjusting the size of the main window, or try to disable voice, you get a barrage of PMs mostly from large fonted, miniscule dicked, curry loving mofos. Under these conditions it would have been nearly impossible to conduct any meaningful conversation (yes i AM still somewhat optimistic) for more than a few minutes in the chat room or in private had actual people been present. Ignoring these bots became a full time diversion/ chore... which completely eliminated any possibility of conversation.

Switching to a new room only began the ignore process anew with different bots pitching similar x-rated content. Several rooms that claimed to have 30-50 people in them were populated entirely by these automated solicitation accounts or by some messed up chatter seeking to vent anger and revenge on certain disgusting labia-dragging-on-floor old twats who try to play chat goddess by filling the room list with similar, multiple, adulterated accounts. A clear example would be 'oldladyfoskiddymolester123, 4, 5, 6' ... Betcha seen lots of dat in GB1 no? ;)

So i went a seeking, to try and justify all the fallacies and untruths (in a pseudo johnny-sucks-cock id of cos). In a political chat room, i was privileged to witness a truly automated sexual encounter. One sex-bot solicited another sex-bot who in turn sought to convince any humans in the room to check a link in its profile to join both of them and have a good time.  Wtf?!?!?! Real people responded! Many responses of cos had the predictable large font, "hello dear (*puke*)" tag which brings me to believe that goat f****** , hairy, stinky, money-changing, cab driving, car bombing, laundry washing iNdiots are gullible and stupid and probably suffer from PAKI-son's disease! Naturally I had to wonder what the actual sex chat rooms must be like if the non-sex related rooms were so thoroughly populated by these phishing manifestations.

Heading into a straight (YES straight!) sex adult room i was finally able to find people. Of the 47 listed in the room prior to entering, i found four human beings in competition with 43 randomly active bots. Amusingly these males did nothing but complain at the absence of females in yahoo chat and how bored they were. I left the room when 'rahulhandsome69' offered pictures of himself in female lingerie to 'cockoncamRajju' who in turn, offered to expose himself on his web cam in return. Content in my summation of the current status of yahoo chat, i immediately  gave up ANY search for a brain fix or a constructive tete-a-tete about flossing or hedge funds.

It´s truly sad to learn that there is nothing of value remaining on yahoo chat. There was a time when i was able to use the political, religious, or computer rooms of the service to, albeit with some difficulty, gain insight into what others thought regarding world events, socio-philosophy, and religious beliefs. Granted, those views could get a bit off the wall but occasionally  i could still  find one or two people who could express and support in detail viewpoints dissimilar or contrasting my own. These days, even a wanton PM from a certain individual called ' satayman' would pale (oi Satay, i said PALE...NOT welcome) in comparison to the crap dats being spewed. The only voices remaining in Yahoo Chat today comes either from unabashed perverts seeking some form of sexual gratification or from self congratulating leftists working en mass to tailor reasonable auditory to justify their socialist and communist philosophies in direct contrast with their own fucking heritage! 

It doesnt just stop there. Perhaps an hour after exiting yahoo chat, your yahoo mailbox will be flooded with spam email and you will have a ton of offline messages requesting you to  check out various pornographic sites. Apparently yahoo´s online bots capture ones email address to continue their solicitation more directly. I find it hard to believe that Yahoo doesnt just ban these obnoxious and intrusive programs. 

From time to time however, you may get lucky :D. The bots do NOT get to you, the spamming stops, the 'hello hello curry' mofos switch targets... so you have all the time in the virtual world to.... CYBER!

This is an excerpt from how a sexually deprived, unprohibitively anal, truly sick conversation, 2 random( the names have been made up and make NO references to ANYONE in particular- raiggghhhttt)  human chatters may have;

Young Cocotwat (fosterfuckschickens): Hi
Liberty Flatulence (greenback fucker): hello
Liberty Flatulence (greenback fucker): who is this?
Young Cocotwat (fosterfuckschickens): just a someone...
Liberty Flatulence (greenback fucker): a someone I know?
Young Cocotwat (fosterfuckschickens): nope
Liberty Flatulence (greenback fucker): Then why the hell are you bothering me?
Young Cocotwat (fosterfuckschickens): well sorrrrrry
Young Cocotwat (fosterfuckschickens): I just wanted to chat with you
Liberty Flatulence (greenback fucker): why?
Young Cocotwat (fosterfuckschickens): nevermind, youre an asshole... wont bother you anymore.
Liberty Flatulence (greenback fucker): Hey wait a minute
Young Cocotwat (fosterfuckschickens): yes?
Liberty Flatulence (greenback fucker): look im sorry. im just a little paranoid
Young Cocotwat (fosterfuckschickens): paranoid?
Liberty Flatulence (greenback fucker): yes
Young Cocotwat (fosterfuckschickens): of what?
Young Cocotwat (fosterfuckschickens): me?
Liberty Flatulence (greenback fucker): No. im in hiding.
Young Cocotwat (fosterfuckschickens): LOL
Liberty Flatulence (greenback fucker): Dont fucking laugh at me!
Liberty Flatulence (greenback fucker): This shit is serious!
Young Cocotwat (fosterfuckschickens): Who/ what are you hiding from?
Liberty Flatulence (greenback fucker): The cops.
Young Cocotwat (fosterfuckschickens): gimme a fucking break
Liberty Flatulence (greenback fucker): im serious.
Young Cocotwat (fosterfuckschickens): I dont get it
Liberty Flatulence (greenback fucker): The cops are after me.
Young Cocotwat (fosterfuckschickens): For what?
Liberty Flatulence (greenback fucker): im wanted by da cops!
Young Cocotwat (fosterfuckschickens): For???
Liberty Flatulence (greenback fucker): Its kind of embarrasing.

Liberty Flatulence (greenback fucker):  I had sex with a pig. I mean... a REAL farm pig.
*Long pause...

Liberty Flatulence (greenback fucker): Hello? U thr?
Young Cocotwat (fosterfuckschickens): You are fucking sick.
Liberty Flatulence (greenback fucker): Send me your picture.
Young Cocotwat (fosterfuckschickens): why?
Liberty Flatulence (greenback fucker): so I know you arent one of them.
Young Cocotwat (fosterfuckschickens): One of what?
Liberty Flatulence (greenback fucker): The cops.
Young Cocotwat (fosterfuckschickens): im not a cop i told you
Liberty Flatulence (greenback fucker): Then send me your picture.
Young Cocotwat (fosterfuckschickens): hold on
Liberty Flatulence (greenback fucker): Hurry up.
Liberty Flatulence (greenback fucker): Are you there?

*Pause
Liberty Flatulence (greenback fucker): fuck you, cop!
Young Cocotwat (fosterfuckschickens): Hey... sorry
Young Cocotwat (fosterfuckschickens): Got dc-ed

Liberty Flatulence (greenback fucker): I thought you were trying to find a picture to send to me.
Liberty Flatulence (greenback fucker): When really you were notifying the authorities.
Liberty Flatulence (greenback fucker): Werent you!??!?!?!
Young Cocotwat (fosterfuckschickens): thats not it
Liberty Flatulence (greenback fucker): Then what?
Young Cocotwat (fosterfuckschickens): I dont want to send you the picture cause im not pretty, plus...im not young anymore.
Liberty Flatulence (greenback fucker): Most cops aren't
Young Cocotwat (fosterfuckschickens): IM NOT A FUCKING COP YOU DICKHEAD!
Liberty Flatulence (greenback fucker): Then send me the picture.
Young Cocotwat (fosterfuckschickens): fine. Whats your e-mail?
Liberty Flatulence (greenback fucker): Just send it through here.

Young Cocotwat (fosterfuckschickens):  Alrite

*PIC* sent
Young Cocotwat (fosterfuckschickens): Did you get it?
Liberty Flatulence (greenback fucker): Hold on. im looking.
Young Cocotwat (fosterfuckschickens): That was me back in January
Young Cocotwat (fosterfuckschickens): Ive lost weight since then.
Liberty Flatulence (greenback fucker): I hope so *grin*
Young Cocotwat (fosterfuckschickens): what?!?
Young Cocotwat (fosterfuckschickens): that hurt my feelings.
Liberty Flatulence (greenback fucker): Did it?
Young Cocotwat (fosterfuckschickens): Yes. im not that much smaller than that now tho… sigh. But make-up helps ;)
Liberty Flatulence (greenback fucker): Whatever... Will it make you feel better if i send you my picture?
Young Cocotwat (fosterfuckschickens): yes
Liberty Flatulence (greenback fucker): Alright let me find it.
Young Cocotwat (fosterfuckschickens): k

Liberty Flatulence (greenback fucker):  Ok. Here it is.

*PIC* sent
Young Cocotwat (fosterfuckschickens): this isnt you!
Liberty Flatulence (greenback fucker): ill be damned if it aint!
Young Cocotwat (fosterfuckschickens): You dont look like that!
Liberty Flatulence (greenback fucker): How the hell do you know?
Young Cocotwat (fosterfuckschickens): cause your profile has another picture.
Liberty Flatulence (greenback fucker): I use it to hide from the cops.
Young Cocotwat (fosterfuckschickens): You look like the Michelin guy hahahaha
Liberty Flatulence (greenback fucker): Well, you look like you ATE the Michelin guy....
Young Cocotwat (fosterfuckschickens): Go fuck yourself!
Liberty Flatulence (greenback fucker): I was going to until I saw that picture of yours *puke*
Liberty Flatulence (greenback fucker): Now my dick wont get hard for a week.
Young Cocotwat (fosterfuckschickens): I shouldnt have sent you that picture
Young Cocotwat (fosterfuckschickens): Youve done nothing but insult me :(
Young Cocotwat (fosterfuckschickens):you hurt me.
Liberty Flatulence (greenback fucker): And calling me the Michelin guy doesnt hurt ME?
Young Cocotwat (fosterfuckschickens):I thought you were bullshitting me!
Liberty Flatulence (greenback fucker): Why would I do that?
Young Cocotwat (fosterfuckschickens): I cant believe that cops are after you
Liberty Flatulence (greenback fucker): I cant believe Santa lets you sit on his lap..
Young Cocotwat (fosterfuckschickens): FUCK YOU!!!
Liberty Flatulence (greenback fucker): Youd break both of his legs. Heh
Young Cocotwat (fosterfuckschickens): Youre a FUCKING asshole.
Young Cocotwat (fosterfuckschickens): Ive been teased my whole life because of my weight
Young Cocotwat (fosterfuckschickens): and you make fun of me when you dont even know me
Liberty Flatulence (greenback fucker): Ok. Im sorry.
Young Cocotwat (fosterfuckschickens): No you arent
Liberty Flatulence (greenback fucker): Youre right. Im not :D
Liberty Flatulence (greenback fucker): HAARRRRR!
Young Cocotwat (fosterfuckschickens): Im done with you
Liberty Flatulence (greenback fucker): Aww. Im sorry.
Young Cocotwat (fosterfuckschickens): Im putting you on ignore
Liberty Flatulence (greenback fucker): Wait a sec
Liberty Flatulence (greenback fucker): We got off on the wrong foot.
Liberty Flatulence (greenback fucker): Wanna start over?
Young Cocotwat (fosterfuckschickens): No

Liberty Flatulence (greenback fucker):  ill eat your pussy

Pause…
Young Cocotwat (fosterfuckschickens): Youll what?
Liberty Flatulence (greenback fucker): You heard me.
Liberty Flatulence (greenback fucker): I said id eat your pussy.
Young Cocotwat (fosterfuckschickens): I thought you said you couldnt get it hard after seeing my picture?
Liberty Flatulence (greenback fucker): Do I need a hard-on to eat your pussy?
Young Cocotwat (fosterfuckschickens): Id like to know that the man eating me out is excited, yes
Liberty Flatulence (greenback fucker): Well im not like most men.

Young Cocotwat (fosterfuckschickens):  You got THAT right
Liberty Flatulence (greenback fucker): I get excited in different ways.
Young Cocotwat (fosterfuckschickens): Like what?
Liberty Flatulence (greenback fucker): Do you really wanna know?
Young Cocotwat (fosterfuckschickens): Hmmm
Liberty Flatulence (greenback fucker): You have to tell me yes or no.
Young Cocotwat (fosterfuckschickens): Im afraid to
Liberty Flatulence (greenback fucker): Why?
Young Cocotwat (fosterfuckschickens): cause
Liberty Flatulence (greenback fucker): cause why?
Young Cocotwat (fosterfuckschickens): well lets see
Young Cocotwat (fosterfuckschickens): You say you have sex with pigs. You call me fat. Then you wanna eat me out
Young Cocotwat (fosterfuckschickens): Doesnt that seem strange to you?
Liberty Flatulence (greenback fucker): Nope
Young Cocotwat (fosterfuckschickens): Well, its strange to me
Liberty Flatulence (greenback fucker): Fine. I wont do it if you dont want me to

*Long pause
Young Cocotwat (fosterfuckschickens): I didnt say that
Liberty Flatulence (greenback fucker): So is that a yes?
Young Cocotwat (fosterfuckschickens): Errr… I guess so.
Liberty Flatulence (greenback fucker): Ok. I need your help getting excited though.
Liberty Flatulence (greenback fucker): Are you willing?
Young Cocotwat (fosterfuckschickens): What do you need me to do??
Liberty Flatulence (greenback fucker): I need you talk like a pirate.
Young Cocotwat (fosterfuckschickens): WTF!!??!!??
Liberty Flatulence (greenback fucker): When i start to go limp... you say "HARRRR!!!"
Liberty Flatulence (greenback fucker): ok?
Liberty Flatulence (greenback fucker): Hello?
Young Cocotwat (fosterfuckschickens): You cant be serious
Liberty Flatulence (greenback fucker): Oh yes i am!
Liberty Flatulence (greenback fucker): Its my fantasy.
Young Cocotwat (fosterfuckschickens): This is retarded
Liberty Flatulence (greenback fucker): Do you want it or not?
Young Cocotwat (fosterfuckschickens): Yes i want it.

Liberty Flatulence (greenback fucker):  Then youll do it for me?

Pause…
Young Cocotwat (fosterfuckschickens): sure
Liberty Flatulence (greenback fucker): Ok. Here we go.
Liberty Flatulence (greenback fucker): I gently remove your panties and begin to massage your thighs.
Liberty Flatulence (greenback fucker): You get really juicy thinking about my tongue brushing up against them
Liberty Flatulence (greenback fucker): I softly begin to tongue your wet pussy.
Liberty Flatulence (greenback fucker): I run my tongue up and down your smooth slit.
Young Cocotwat (fosterfuckschickens): mmmm yeah
Liberty Flatulence (greenback fucker): uh oh ...going limp.
Young Cocotwat (fosterfuckschickens): Har
Liberty Flatulence (greenback fucker): You gotta do better than that!
Liberty Flatulence (greenback fucker): Your picture was really bad.
Young Cocotwat (fosterfuckschickens): HARRRRRRRRRRRR
Liberty Flatulence (greenback fucker): Ahhhh.  Much better. I feel your pussy get more moist with every stroke.
Liberty Flatulence (greenback fucker): I softly suck on your clit bringing it in and out of my mouth.
Liberty Flatulence (greenback fucker): Your juices run down my chin as your scent makes its way to my nose.
Liberty Flatulence (greenback fucker): I begin to feel empowered by your femininity.
Young Cocotwat (fosterfuckschickens): mmmmmm you ARE good
Liberty Flatulence (greenback fucker): I feel your thighs tighten as i lick harder
Liberty Flatulence (greenback fucker): going limp
Young Cocotwat (fosterfuckschickens): HARRRRRRR
Liberty Flatulence (greenback fucker): Mmmm I grab your swelling buttocks in my hands.
Liberty Flatulence (greenback fucker): You begin to sway back and forth.
Liberty Flatulence (greenback fucker): going limp
Young Cocotwat (fosterfuckschickens): this is stupid
Liberty Flatulence (greenback fucker): ...still limp
Liberty Flatulence (greenback fucker): Do it!
Young Cocotwat (fosterfuckschickens): HARRRRRRRRRRRRR
Liberty Flatulence (greenback fucker): I turn you around to lick your asshole.
Liberty Flatulence (greenback fucker): I pry apart that battleship you call your ass.
Liberty Flatulence (greenback fucker): I see shit nuggets hanging from the hair around your asshole.
Young Cocotwat (fosterfuckschickens): WTF?!?!?
Liberty Flatulence (greenback fucker): They stink really bad.
Young Cocotwat (fosterfuckschickens): OMG STOP!!! Youre fucking nuts!
Liberty Flatulence (greenback fucker): I start to get fed up with your ugly ass
Liberty Flatulence (greenback fucker): I tear off your wooden peg leg.
Liberty Flatulence (greenback fucker): I ram it up your ass.
Young Cocotwat (fosterfuckschickens): YOURE A FUCKING PYSCHO!!
Liberty Flatulence (greenback fucker): Then I pour hot caramel over your head.
Liberty Flatulence (greenback fucker): And turn you into a fucking candy apple...
Liberty Flatulence (greenback fucker): I kick you in the face!

Young Cocotwat (fosterfuckschickens):  FUCK YOU ASSHOLE!!!

*click*
Liberty Flatulence (greenback fucker): The celluloid from your cheeks hits the side of the cabin...
Liberty Flatulence (greenback fucker): Your parrot flies away.
Liberty Flatulence (greenback fucker): ...going limp again.
Liberty Flatulence (greenback fucker): Hello?
Liberty Flatulence (greenback fucker): Say it!
Liberty Flatulence (greenback fucker): HAARRRRRR!!!!!

Liberty Flatulence (greenback fucker): Hello? U there? Get back here!